Sola Osofisan
06-30-2009, 05:20 AM
In 1998, Akpobasa (the youngest child) just returned from Yankee after 8 years sojourn and as him brothers and dad come pick am for airport, Efe, the immediate senior halla:
”Bros, you don land? abeg give me your suitcase make I carry”
Next morning, Ejiro (older than Efe) came with a broom:
”Bros, make I maintain your room”.
Later at breakfast, Igho, The Eldest went:
”Bros, you don chop finish?” and picked the plates.
Akpobasa went to his father and complained:
”Dad, this is an abomination, how can my elder siblings be calling me that?”
The father replied: ”Bros, no mind dem, na who hold na im be bros”!
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SETTING: A CLASS ROOM IN WARRI
TEACHER: You Boy, spell “Plantain”
BOY: Wissh one? The ripe one abi na de unripe one?
TEACHER: Shuo!!!! Wat difference does it make? Abeg yust spell Plantain!
BOY: Teesha, If you fry de ripe one, na “DODO”, if you fry de unripe one, na “SHIPPS”, if you roast am, na “BOILE”, all of dem jzoin, na plantain, so whishh one you wan make I spell nang? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
”Bros, you don land? abeg give me your suitcase make I carry”
Next morning, Ejiro (older than Efe) came with a broom:
”Bros, make I maintain your room”.
Later at breakfast, Igho, The Eldest went:
”Bros, you don chop finish?” and picked the plates.
Akpobasa went to his father and complained:
”Dad, this is an abomination, how can my elder siblings be calling me that?”
The father replied: ”Bros, no mind dem, na who hold na im be bros”!
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SETTING: A CLASS ROOM IN WARRI
TEACHER: You Boy, spell “Plantain”
BOY: Wissh one? The ripe one abi na de unripe one?
TEACHER: Shuo!!!! Wat difference does it make? Abeg yust spell Plantain!
BOY: Teesha, If you fry de ripe one, na “DODO”, if you fry de unripe one, na “SHIPPS”, if you roast am, na “BOILE”, all of dem jzoin, na plantain, so whishh one you wan make I spell nang? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!