Ah—

Dawg land

dawg land

dawg land

 

The stars came and departed.

The night came and departed.

The day came and sailed into the west-bound horizon.

A flock of jovial geese quoting Dylan Thomas,

And bearing gifts for his old sire,

Who had gone on his way,

Flew past the cirrus veldt.

In their wake came an Alpha-dog star,

And the night became as plain as day.

Bright. Bright. Like a swift-flying laser-beam.

The sky flushed, glowed, blushed, and smiled

Like a high-society lady drawing a fat check

From a well-stocked account.

 

Ah, what an amazing day

Ah, what an amazing day

 

But the day was not yet done with its business.

Its genie’s bag still had a gondola of tricks.

Ah, C, have you ever been to Venice?

I hear they use gondolas there, and they are expensive too.

Their pilots know a tourist when they see one.

And they will not let slip an opportunity to make the fat buck.

Whenever you go to Italy,

Ride the gondola, and on the back of a postcard,

Write a sonnet, no, a haiku, okay, just scribble a few lines,

CM was in Venice and rode the gondola.

You will like yourself for it afterwards.

You know how postcards behave like kittens

When it comes to memories of distant places

One has visited. They are fuzzy.

They are warm. They never go away.

And this as far as I can tell

Is the chief duty of postcards.

 

Okay, the night was as bright as day,

And I remember quoting Dylan Thomas,

Quoting him as if I was speaking to his father,

His departed sire, and walking through campus,

As if my ears were as alert as the ears of a rabbit

In flight, and my eyes as wide as calabash bowls,

When along with my companions, I saw what looked

Like a lone bird, a kite, drop clear out of the light-

Clothed sky. It was a kite unlike any we had seen,

A behemoth of a creature, one of those birds

One sees in replicas of flying reptiles of the dim past

In a museum of natural history. Have you ever been to any of those museums?

Once I went to one of those museums, and the tour guard

Was so excited about her work, I, along with everyone there,

Felt as if we were taking a tour through Disneyland.

I bet it was greater fun though, even though I have never

Been to the land that ol’ Walt conjured up out of his hat of wonders.

 

Ah—

Dawg land

dawg land

dawg land

 

The kite from the dim past carried a mammoth flag

In its mammoth claws. Anytime I remember

The kite, I think of Sinbad and the rocs.

When I was a child, I used to play Sinbad

In my imagination. And I thought it was the coolest thing

I ever did in my imagination, as fantasy.

Now I wonder whether Sinbad and the rocs

Are as much fun as the DN volleyball team.

 

Ah—

Dawg land

dawg land

dawg land

 

The roc from the dim past carried a mammoth flag

In its mammoth claws. A stadium-sized purple flag,

Dawg flag, emblazoned in gold, and multiple colors,

Wisdom-seeking acolytes from every nook and cranny of the earth,

What a rich tapestry, what a rich tapestry, O someone say it, what a rich tapestry

I remembered the dreamer of ancient times, O I remembered the dreamer of ancient times

And how he became the prime minister of the most powerful nation on earth at the time.

O I remembered the dreamer of ancient times, but what remains still clear as crystal

Was the purple flag in the background of gold in the background of countless colors,

 

With a legend on its burnished face:

 

Christal Marie, Pacific-Ten Player of the Week

Christal Marie, Pacific-Ten Freshman of the Year,

Christal Marie, Pacific-Region Freshman of the Year,

Christal Marie, All-Conference First Team Selection,

Christal Marie, All Pacific Region First Team

 

Ah, C, Ah, C, we have drunk deep from the cup of Coleridge,

And even though we are not on our way to take our wedding vows, we have come

Under the spell of the old man. And like schoolchildren bursting out

Of classrooms at break time to gather at the playground to listen to an itinerant Homer

Tell his tale, we wait & wait, stupor-drunk on the wine of your amazing feats, & raising

Our eyes from the sea of Bacchus, our voices droned out like a loudspeaker hidden in

A water-plagued drum: “So much so early?”

 

But ere our Bacchus-inspired words had fled our lips,

A pack of dogs running wild in the prairie,

Old Socrates appeared before us as if in a dream within a dream,

A ripple stirring on the face of a gentle river, and the touch of Bacchus,

Like an accursed plague fled from our senses,

And alert like warriors on whose vigilance the survival of a city rests,

We listened to wise old Socrates speak. And speak, he did, his words flowing

Like the Sombreiro River in the heart of the Niger Delta.

 

Wait,

Wait,

Said,

The grizzled

Fellow,

Until

She burns

The irons,

And her

Upper body

Strength

Stands

To attention

Like a Roman Soldier

At his duty

Post.

Wait.

 

Wait,

Wait,

Until

She

Develops

The iron

Fist

And

The elastic strain

Of the Cunning

Forest

Creepers

In her

Bronzed

Legs

And

Can

Spring

Faster

Than

The agile

Cat.

Block

The missile

Shot

Before it has shown

Its fiery face

Wait

 

Wait,

Wait,

And

See

Her

Star

Ascend

Higher

Than

The flaming ray

Wait

 

She will gather heat at the forge and burn brighter than the low-hanging

       Proxima Centauri.

 

Wait,

Wait,

Until

She

Becomes

The unrivaled

Queen

Of

The

Court.

 

And if her fellow queens are willing, & yes as sure as the heaven’s bright sweeping star,

They are, the crown of ol’ Hec will be festooned with one or more national buntings,

Ah, his lofty crown will be studded with rubies like smiles on the face of healthy apple,

 

&

yet for her it will just be the beginning. O for her, it will just be the beginning. O for her, it will just be the beginning. & the noble Socrates disappeared through the thinning mist, the way he had appeared before us.

 

Ah, Christal Marie

Ah, Christal Marie

Ah, Christal Marie

 

Her strikes, her kills, her blocks will scatter the gathering fists of opponents in the way of the wind. O wind. O wind. O wind. Her strikes, her kills, her blocks will scatter

the gathering fists of opponents in the way of the wind. O wind. O wind. O wind.

 

Victor in purple, victor in gold, sportswoman of sportsmen and sportswomen,

The stars stoop down to garland her royal neck, their crown of victory adorn her lovely

                              head.

 

O stars, O stars, O stars, O stars, O stars, O stars, O stars, O stars, O stars, O stars

 

We all agreed with the grizzled sage, and with merry hearts, and like merry fellows,

Set our merry hearts to the cause of garlanding her and her fellow queens with roaring

                             praise.

 

Praise like the rush of mighty rivers, praise like the call of the roaring ocean, praise

Like the song of a thousand of waterfalls. O waterfall. O waterfall. O waterfall.

 

Fall, fall from the mighty rafters of ol’ Hec. Fall, fall from the stands where an army

Of stomping feet stomp, stomp, stomp until the stands tremble like burning fever.

 

Ah-

Dawg land

dawg land

dawg land